Markus Orths: The Staff Room

Limburg Award
Floriana Award
North Rhine-Westphalia Award

Markus Orths
The Staff Room

fiction

164pp (27,500 words)

English sample translation (pdf)


Kranich is a newly qualified teacher about to take up his first post. As soon as he arrives at the school he is plunged into a nightmare kafkaesque world which has all the worst features of a totalitarian state. Very soon he finds himself caught between the Education Authority Police, Secret Security Officers and the CG, the Conspiracy Group, that aims to undermine the school system but only »verbally, since no one would want to put their own job at risk«. The four pillars of the school system, as the headmaster explains on Kranich’s very first day there, are »fear, misery, pretence and lies«.

Markus Orths, himself a teacher in his first post, has written a grotesque satire which is both absurd and extremely funny.

»Comically grotesque, subtly perceptive, or factually reporting, Markus Orths is a narrator of impressive style, a language artist. A lot more is to be expected from this fine writer.«
Lower Rhine Literature Award, the Jury

Rights sold

China (Chinese simplified) - People's Literature Publishing House

audio book – Buchfunk
paperback - Random House/btb

Previously published (rights reverted)
India (Malayalam) - DC Books
Italy - Voland Edizioni
Lithuania - Gimtasis Zodis
The Netherlands - Podium
Spain (Castilian World) - Seix Barral
UK/Commonwealth (English World) - Dedalus

paperback - dtv

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Reviews

»A brilliant satire – full of pun and slapstick!«
Süddeutsche Zeitung

»A fantastic satire with touches of George Orwell.«
Buchmarkt

»Fantastically told: A touch of Kafka, a touch of apocalypse and an enormous amount of amusing madness.«
Kölner Stadtanzeiger

»It has to be said: This book is very funny.«
Der Tagesspiegel

»Masterly exaggerated, comical-disastrous vision of horror.«
Norddeutscher Rundfunk (NDR Kultur)

»This speedy novel is pure and brillant satire, screamingly funny and caustic, reminding of Thomas Bernhard.«
Badische Zeitung

»This book should be a must-read for anyone working in education.«
zitty

»Comparable to the anarchic humor of Monty Python with an absurd comic and a breath-taking speed. And on top of this it’s a linguistic pleasure.«
titel-magazin

»An absurd grotesque, a satirical crazy ride.«
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung

Chosen among »Best German authors, most exciting books of the season.«
Allegra

»A little bit of Thomas Bernhard.«
DIE WELT


Reviews from abroad

»A wonderful satire, as funny as it is savage.«
Tribune

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